Seminal Conference Speech
20091007, 155329 - No commentThe good knight, Sir NosDa (aka Mark Beech) made his seminal speech at this years Party Conference in Hook.
In his first speech he called upon his comrades to consider the importance of Peas in the Middle East, asserting that the Israeli-Palestine conflict is due the the land being Holy and put forward the case for supplying both sides with peas that they could been use to fill the holes, which would ultimately result in a peas-full middle east.
Following the warm reception from fellow delegates, he took to the floor twice more to deliver two ideas related to education, education, education; The first being that all teachers should be women, with the effect that we would have more females intuition, the second being that phonetics should be taught is schools providing Orange were willing to sponsor it; the first of these points received widespread support from the female-teacher in the audience, where as the second was received with much confusion.
Mark took to the floor one final time to put forward a policy on encouraging the public to make better use of our heritage, by making all public houses sutch as those under control of the national trust Public Houses that the public might pay them a visit to partake in ale, this was warmly received by all the drinkers in the audience.
During the conference He also questioned the leader of the party Howling Lord Hope on what was going to be done to tackle the banks insolvent abuse, and declared his intention to represent the party in the 2011 Welsh Assembly Elections in the South Wales Central Region.